The Kids歌词-Eminem
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Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman）
And everyone should get along
Okay children quiet down quiet down
Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is Mr Shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that （SHUT UP ）
Mr Shady will be your new substitute
While Mr Kaniff is out with pneumonia （HE'S GOT AIDS ）
Good luck Mr Shady
Eminem
Hi there little boys and girls （F**K YOU ）
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first I'd like you to meet my friend Bob （Huh ）
Say hi Bob （"Hi Bob"） Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parking lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks （AHH ）
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid they would drop the charge
'Til one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off
But Bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to Dre's to get Bob a "Dr "
He grabbed S tace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never found her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of Bob and his m*******a
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you
Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon）
And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right）
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
So kids say no to d**gs （that's right）
So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
Eminem
My penis is the size of a peanut have you seen it
F**K NO you ain't seen it it's the size of a peanut （Huh ）
Speakin of peanuts you know what else is bad for squirrels
Ecstasy is the worst d**g in the world
If someone ever offers it to you don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final you won't get it back
So don't get attached it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet Zach twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party he gets bold
And decides to try five when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull blblblblblb
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet layin horizontal barfin BLEH
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"Hey Adam Zach is a jackass look at him "
Cause they took it too so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile Zach's in a coma the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of Zach the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class cause it's bad for you
Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon）
And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right）
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
So kids say no to d**gs （that's right）
So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
Eminem
And last but not least one of the most humungous
Problems among young people today is fungus
It grows from cow manure they pick it out wipe it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum Then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em
And sometimes you see things that aren't there （Like what ）
Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair
（Mr Shady what's a G-string ） It's yarn Claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds go out and wear 'em （Huh ）
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops did I say magic mushrooms
I meant fungus Ya tongue gets all swoll up like a cow's tongue （How come ）
Cause it comes from a cow's dung （Gross ）
See d**gs are bad it's a common fact
But your mom and dad know that's all that I'm good at （Oh ）
But don't be me cause if you grow up and you go and O D
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide cause it'll be my fault
So don't do d**gs and do exactly as I don't
Cause I'm bad for you
Chorus: Mr Mackey （Eminem）
See children d**gs are bahhhd （c'mon）
And if you don't believe me ask ya dahhhd （ask him man）
And if you don't believe him ask ya mom （that's right）
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time （she will）
So kids say no to d**gs （that's right）
So you don't act like everyone else does （uh-huh）
Then there's really nothin else to say （sing along）
D**gs are just bad mmm'kay
Mr Mackey （Eric Cartman）
Come on children clap along （SHUT UP ）
Sing along children （Suck my motherf**kin d**k ）
D**gs are just bad d**gs are just bad （South Park is gonna sue me ）
So don't do d**gs （Suck my motherf**kin penis ）
So there'll be more for me （Hippie God d**nit ）
（So f**ked up right now ）
